Yo, you got some fries to go with that shake?

NOTE: These guys harassed no one, but they represent the kind of gauntlet I would have avoided back in the day.

One of the examples of how life changes when you dip your toe into Formerly territory that really resonates with people is how when you're in your 20s, bonehead guys fall all over themselves to drool obscene things about your body and make vile sucking noises as you walk by. Now, by contrast, all you hear is that sitcom sound of crickets chirping to indicate abject nothingness.

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