I'm Game For A Quomodocunquize Claim!

So I bet you are game for a Quomodocunquize claim, at least in many a way. Some may not want to go all out at their bay. That could really get weird and then you'd be something to be feared. Any idea what I am going on about? Well sit back and listen to my shout.

Quomodocunquize is a big word,
It sounds oh so absurd,
But it speaks the truth,
To many at their booth.

Dress as a giant golf ball,
Clean a bathroom stall,
Nasty to my OCD.
Bad enough I do my own at my sea.

Make a movie that stinks, or not.
Clean up dry rot.
Build a nice house,
Kill a poor mouse.

Mow someones grass.
Babysit a small lass.
Grab a pole and shake your ass,
See, I told you it can get crass.

Fix a car.
Sell a pretty jar.
Blog here and there,
Pose in your undewear.

Be a Walmart greeter.
Crush an old beater.
Sew a stinky sock.
Climb a big pointy rock.

Maybe install a lock.
Create lots of chalk.
Put out a book.
Put away some crook.

Cheat on a quiz,
On a person take a whiz.
Sadly some do that,
Disgusting to the cat.

Fly a plane.
Man a train.
Create a superhero.
Deliver mail below zero.

Milk a cow.
Pierce an eyebrow.
I could go on forever,
With my quomodocunquize endeavor.

Have you guess it yet? Cheated with Google I bet. But in case either of those you have not I would not want you to suffer brain rot. So the answer to what quomodocunquize means is simply to make money in any way possible like a janitor who cleans or a schmuck on reality TV. All to make money, even the nasty pee. Now you learned a new word class, all thanks to my ever so quomodocunquize-ing, at least for the most part, little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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Published on April 19, 2014 03:00
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