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What’s your biggest junk food weakness? Tell us all about it in its sugary, salty, glory.

I’m not that big into junk food, actually. I do like a bowl of popcorn on movie night and a handful of chips with my sammie, and if there’s a Reese’s cup in my presence I could be persuaded to eat it, but I can’t say I’m really prowling the candy aisle or stealth-shopping the McDonald’s drive-thru. I’m vegetarian, for one thing. It’s a serious drag at the fast-food counter.

The only thing that really send...