Video: What does conservative columnist Cal Thomas see as America's biggest threat? Take a guess.

It's hard to sit next to Ralph Reed and be the more anti-gay one. But with this spiel about same-sex marriage posing a bigger threat to America than any outside force, conservative Cal Thomas manages:

[Right Wing Watch]

I picture Mr. Thomas waking up at night, cold sweats and all, crying out a nightmarish same-sex wedding that just played out in his nocturnal subconscious. "THEIR COCKTAIL HOUR HAD IMPORTED CHEESED I'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF!" yells the startled pundit before clutching his pillow a...