Maybe they should read "Common Sense Required"

Below are some warnings, labels and information that have reportedly been written on common products.

Hair dryer Never use hair dryer while sleeping.
Hand drill Not intended for use as a dental drill.
Toilet brush Do not use toilet brush for personal hygiene.
Dashboard sun shield Do not drive with sunshield in place.


An iron Never iron clothes while they are being worn.
A can of pepper spray Pepper spray may irritate eyes.
A cutlery ...