April 10: A Vogon Affair

My uggerblat delivered me a note

All writ in blagcious pildering, which smelt

Of wholded cradgerous, inciting bloat

Which plorped and made each vuvulation melt.

Inveigling proopish fashigoobs with words

Beslavering my varishing physique,

And offering a plungitude of flurds

If only I’d missuage his bludderleak.

But when I folded up this fabberdink,

I saw it was a form ought seven two.

My uggerblat was gullfullish to think

That I would gospingbrap a fardelsmew.

I flurked that cobblequirt where it squilked...