How To Take Your Child To The Movies (And More)

In this segment (which you can find after the jump, below, because it’s auto-playing for some reason and I don’t want to get anyone watching this at work in trouble), three of my favorite new-mom tips:

1) How To Stretch Out Your Too-Tight Shoes (this really works, really fixes the whole pregnancy-made-my-feet-expand-half-a-size issue, and willblow your mind);

2) How To Take A Toddler To The Movies;

3) How To Take A Toddler To A Restaurant.

Enjoy! And Happy Monday.

P.S. Don’t judge the hair. It was...