Good for What Ails You

I don’t know about you, but I have found that 2014 has started out a bit taxing to say the very least. Work has been particularly stressful, busy schedules have gotten in the way of doing things and spending time with the people that I love, and other unforeseen shit has had me worrying and cranky.

You’ve been in one of those funks, haven’t you? And you try pinpointing the problems, confront them mentally, and tell yourself to just snap out of it. Internalizing doesn’t always work though, does it?

So you go for external remedies. A glass of wine or perhaps something stronger may do the trick. Sometimes a hot bath will soothe away the stress. A long run or an intense work out to alleviate the pent up frustration may help. There is even the possibility that a good, long belly laugh will have you feeling better.

Yes, all of those are excellent attempts at de-stressing. There is one however, that is fool proof.

You know exactly what I’m talking about, don’t you?

Yep.

A good, long, healthy, earth-shattering, mind blowing, toe curling orgasm.

 

 

 

 

You know the kind.

 

The ones that leave you feeling like your limbs have detached and then reattached themselves to your body and turn you to a jelly-like substance. The ones that shock your whole nervous system so that you feel absolutely numb. The ones that are so intense that you almost have an out-of-body experience while incoherent cries of pure pleasure- words you didn’t even know you had in your vocabulary- flow from you with each wave of euphoria.

I know.

Sigh.

Nothing beats those glorious “Os”. It’s like all the stress you’re carrying manifests in that tight ball that resides in the pit of your belly seconds before you come. Then at that exact moment, when the “snap” happens, the stress is unleashed, replaced by a feeling so welcome and perfect you wish you could bottle it up and keep it on tap. If only, right?

Even though it only lasts a few seconds, or maybe a minute if you’re lucky, there is something magical about an orgasm. You’re suddenly sated, relaxed, and almost giddy, the source of your stress forgotten for the time being.

So what are you waiting for? Go get your O!