When Do You Humans Have Time To Chime?

Humans sure say they need time. Over and over they give such a chime. Not enough time in their day is what they usually say. It is no wonder why though, just have a look below.

They print more monopoly money in a year,
Than money printed all over the Earth, I hear.
You move your ribs 5 million times a year.
Damn, that cage may be something to fear.

Their hearts beat over 100,000 times a day.
Who counts this stuff anyway?
From birth to death they will eat,
60,000 pounds of food as a treat.

They have 1460 dreams a year.
Too busy lost up in that sphere.
They put 10 million bricks,
In the Empire State Building like hicks.

They deliver about 1 billion pieces of mail,
Every single year without fail.
Although I bet that drops,
As more email plops.

They use 85 million tons of paper,
No wonder there is a global warming caper.
Each year they blink over 10 million times.
That has to annoy even mimes.

35 percent of them even make an online dating ad,
When they are already married at their pad.
Double the work there,
They make for themselves at their lair.

55 percent wash their hands,
After using public wash room stands.
Wasting all that time in a public loo,
Getting germs and getting sick at your zoo.

44 percent of them break a bone,
Then sit around and moan.
Such clutsy humans I say.
But still no fun what so ever at any bay.

33 percent don't speed up at a yellow light.
Instead they sit there like all is alright.
45 percent follow the speed limit too.
Is it any wonder time slips away from you?

25 percent don't order their bills.
So they have to dig through when paying for ills.
And worst of all at ones hall,
94% of people don't propose with a phone call.

See how you humans waste so much time? You could have more if you do the opposite of my rhyme. Never ever use a public loo. That much is very true. Hold it and run for a bush, just don't use poison ivy on your tush. Now I have saved, and wasted, your time with this pass, no need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.