I'm All Out of Soap

Perhaps this is too much information, but I stepped into the shower this morning and realized I hadn't gotten a new bar of soap.  I thought to myself, "I'm all out of soap".  Then Air Supply started up in the back of my mind and I sang, "I'm all out of soap."  When I was done in the shower, I got on my computer and wrote this parody song. . . . Yes, this is my life.  *sigh*

I'm All Out of Soap
Sung to the tune of Air Supply's, "All out of Love"
I'm standing alone with my head under waterThinking of all the dirtI need to get clean but what else can I doI'm filthy and oh so wet

I wish I had soap to wash myself withFor times when the grime feels so ickIt would make me believe that tomorrow would bring a brand new bar of soap, 
brand new bar of soap



I'm all out of soap, I'm so lost without itI need it so bad, believe me I need itI'm all out of soap, I'm dirty without itI can't be too clean, I've now got to go to work

Perhaps I can use some of my wife's shampooOr maybe her sweet body washI'm reaching for it, am I smelling it too?does the feeling seem oh, so right?

And what would she say if I used her loofah nowAnd used it to wash myself?There's no easy way, I bet my skin would sayPlease wash me or be filthy, be filthy

[Chorus]
Ooh, what is this loofah forWhat is this loofah forWhat is this loofah forWhat is this loofah for
[Chorus] I hope you enjoyed this little parody.

All my best,

John H. Carroll