April 12 is... Walk On Your Wild Side Day

Embrace your untamed inner freak by doing whatever blows your hair back, whether it be having sex with a pterodactyl, marrying your fridge or wearing dildo-heeled stilettos.  (Note: the Lady Biest thought she was being original in making that last one up but when she googled it discovered that you can buy them at Etsy. They’re called Dilettos. Sigh. You’re never as original as you think.)