I Will Give You A Bargain With Some Jargon!

Here we are at J and I figured I would make it a confusing day. At least the cat would make it a bit more than the usual at his shore. Jargon is the pick of the day. Now don't run away.

Have to get some bang for your buck,
Or the 9 to 5 will be out of luck.
Your BP may rise too much.
Code eleven may reach out and touch.

Or you may go AWOL.
Hopefully not a big fall.
Getting over that wall must be tough.
POTUS may pick his nose and get rough.

BTW he flicks too,
But that you knew.
LOL does that get old?
The right wing may find it cold.

Or maybe the left wing.
The cat isn't up on such a thing.
Besides wings aren't tasty anyway.
Eat the bird, leave the feathers on display.

No, I'm not getting on my soap box.
That could lead to quite the detox.
Answers some FAQS you ask?
I guess I'm up to the task.

Oops, IANAL so can't.
Maybe it was because I ate an ant?
I knew it tasted funny.
Plus my nose got runny.

TMI for you?
You asked at my zoo.
Could use that for MOTD at my sea.
Would that not impress thee?

Doesn't SCOTUS sound bad?
Like some STD is had.
Uncle Sam may come after me,
For comparing them to an STD.

YMMV on that one,
Depending on you under your sun.
Isn't it everyone's sun?
Not sure why I give that a run.

IIRC it was used on a whim,
So things shouldn't get grim.
Never fear, we'll be BFF's all the time.
TTYL unless you're a mime.

There we are. Did you get them all at my bar? Used easy ones too. I did not want to completely confuse you. Like TTFB or IDGAS or something like that. Now I have you thinking at your mat. Do not worry those thoughts will pass. Tomorrow you will have new ones thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.