Chills and Thrills… Kinda

My day job dungeon is not the kind of place where romance runs wild and eyes meet across crowded rooms and wild waves explode and tingling shivers overcome you as you stand by the water cooler.

For one, 99% of the staff is female.

And two…

I don't even have a number two. There are no men! That is a problem and it makes for a damn depressing work environment. I keep meaning to file a complaint somewhere with someone, but I keep forgetting.

The one and only thing that makes my otherwise...