On not reviewing movies.

I won’t be writing a review of “Noah”. Or of “Son of God” or “God’s Not Dead.” Just like I won’t be writing a review of “300: Rise of an Empire.” Although I am thinking about what it would be like to see myself on the big screen: “He started with 300 words a day and created a spiritual social media empire.”

I won’t write those reviews because I won’t see those movies, and it hardly makes sense to review what you haven’t watched. And I won’t watch them because I watch about one movie a year. Th...