Title of My Next "Too" Book Contest has a WINNER!

I have to run title contests more often. There were loads of entries - and a little snark on the side. Among the incorrect - but very entertaining - titles were:

TOO CASTLEY! (great guess)
TOO PURRY!
TOO PRICKLY!
TOO PASTY!
TOO PHONY! (about politicians - see what I mean about snark)
TOO WAVY!
TOO CURLY!
TOO GIRLY!
TOO WORDY!
TOO BARKY!
TOO SCARY!
TOO QUEENIE! (getting warmer)
TOO PILLOWY!
TOO PANICKY!
TOO PUTRIDY! (um, what?)
TOO PRINCELY! (almost)
TOO PRINCESSLY! (couldn't get any closer)
TOO PIMPLY!
TOO POMP...