G is for Gorilla

In our household, gorilla is a verb. It is usually being yelled at my husband, Frank, when he is in the midst of attempting to open, fix, or adjust something. "Don't gorilla that" means "Please take your time and stop manhandling it...or rather ape-handling it...before you crush it like a coconut."

Here are a few other nouns, which I think make pretty groovy verbs as well. 

He ran through the glass door, shattered it, and unicorned himself with a shard. 

I got no sleep last night, so I am zombied today. 

I don't feel like walking. Will you backpack me?

That bitch totally Judased me. 

He drank way too much and throw rugged.  

He totally Titaniced the test, and now has to attend summer school. 

I don't like being fishbowled; stop judging. 

I need to get a solid eating plan, so I don't Kirstie Alley anymore.

I am so mad, I am going to Zippo on someone. 

The glass of spilled wine tentacled across the floor.

Shhh....I need to light bulb and come up with a plan. 


Let me know if you have any words you like to use and abuse.