Two Guys

The first guy is a man with no name, who is up to no good. The second guy is a man with no name, who is up to no good. ((Maybe they'll get names eventually, hey. Our red-headed whore did. Just sayin')) The first guy has been a guard and a garda, he's slept with beasts and eaten a girl, he knows that anything that can go wrong will go wrong, he's seen sleeping dogs and flying saucers, and met Kavalier and Clay's greatest creation (or did he)? The second guy is not simple and he's not hig...