Why Keith, Why?

Celebrity authors are able to cut the line to the editor’s office right past writers like moi, legends only in our own minds. With sad, envious eyes, we watch them bypass the slush pile and wish they’d stick to their own vanquished fields. I’m talking ’bout Madonna, Jamie Lee Curtis, John Lithgow, Billy Crystal…et tu, Keith?

http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2014/03/11/keith-richards-is-writing-a-childrens-book-yes-a-childrens-book/?_php=true&_type=blogs&_r=0