Substitute Teacher 1

So the guy walks in with side-burns like he's Scarlet O'Hara's boy-friend and Kristen's giggling like always. Josh is scanning him for weaknesses, and I'm almost feeling sorry for the guy, especially after what they did to Ms. Schwartz last week.

But then the guy locks the door. He dumps a pile of books with his face on them on the teacher's desk. “Good behavior will earn you copies of my coveted book for your impoverished school library.” He drops the key into his underpants as he says it.

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