Open Letter to Rob Lowe

Rob Lowe has an interview in the New York Times Magazine titled Rob Lowe on the Problems With Being Pretty. Rob feels like no one took him seriously when he was young heartthrob because he was too pretty and I don't think that was the case at all. I've written him a letter.

Dear Rob,
Hey, gorgeous. Come sit by me and let me stroke your beautiful, glossy hair and gaze deep into your dreamy blue eyes. I read your interview this morning and I know you're feeling a little a down because you feel...