Revisiting a Formerly Moment

One more time, please excuse the repost from February, but I hope this will make new readers smile.

I KILLED CHIVALRY

This morning, this guy got up and offered me his seat on the subway.

That never happens. Truly, never. When I was pregnant with my twins, I remember having to foist my Bosu-ball sized belly into the face of the seated (who were pretending not to see my obscenely protrusive abdomen) and threaten to vomit on them in order to take a load off. As you might imagine, I was not at all s...