No Good Deed Goes Uninsulted!

I was pulling out of a parking lot when an old rummy walked up waving his arms for me to roll down my window. Since I didn't think I was about to be carjacked, I rolled it down a smidge and listened while he breathlessly gasped out a story about ran out of gas and needs ten dollars. Since I wasn't born yesterday I know this is just his weird story and I'm sure he hasn't run out of gas, at least not today. However I'm probably a hell of a lot better off than him, and I have some change in my cupholder. So I say, "I'll give you all my change," and hand it to him, about 50 cents, and say, "I hope this helps."

(Here's the funny part)

He ROLLS HIS EYES, and says, "Well, it's a start!"

Dude...I literally gave him ALL my money other than the twelve cents that stuck to the bottom, and he rolled his eyes at me. HAHAHA!