Where In The World is Roberto Scarlato?

Been MIA for months now and I know I owe you, the readers, an explanation.
Here's the Gist:
The Announcement ~
"I'm on the phone with my girlfriend, parked at my local jewel. I'm reclined, relaxed. I'm happy to have such a sweet person in my complicated life. When I say complicated I mean that my family life was practically devouring my daily life, routine and taking a toll on my emotional equilibrium. Then we start talking about marriage. We've talked about it many times before and we always t...