Lust Object: Penis Chapstick Cozy

While the sellers of this product argue ‘you’ll never lose your chapstick again’, I bet it gets stolen pretty often. After all, who could resist a pink or purple peter-pouch for their lip balm? You can even get a key ring version. Think of the fun of handing that over to your mechanic or car cleaner. Made and sold in the US, you can get one here.