Disturbing Behavior

Biker Dude and I like to go to the casino near our house. Mainly because we're frequent fliers at this casino, and twice a month they give us free buffet coupons. And hey, we like to eat for free. So when we're there, we gamble.

We play the slot machines. We're not heavy gamblers, but obviously we've showed up there enough over the past few years to get free buffet coupons. But we're pretty low key. We're not rolling in money. We bring the amount of money we're willing to lose, and when the...