Countdown to Sprockette Debut

Soft Pink Rain by Ginger Amelia Sprockette
In only ten more days Soft Pink Rain, the first of two autobiographical novellas by Ginger Amelia Sprockette is due to be released (on April 15) through the University Press of Brnzklug Bafnerpolg. To build more inaudible buzz among our "audience", SROP is offering spectacular coupon savings for all previous books in the Embargoed Earth series, to which Ms Sprockette's books will become the latest additions.

Smart readers will certainly not want to come barging into the party without any idea of what to expect, so our advice is to bone up ahead of time on the locations and back story so you'll be prepared for the extravagent introductory festivities we have planned for mid-month.

You may use these Payhip coupon codes for sixty-nine percent off, through April 16:
The Santa Banana Double Love Suicides: LWDPOYR22N
Ice Skating in Hell with Molls: YG7O8MOOTA
Three Maidens in the Dark: MCQM3Q9915
Coupons expire on April 16.

As a special thank-you gift anyone who obtains all three books, by hook or by crook or by following bread crumbs I always point out, is eligible to receive a free copy of the unpublished secret pamphlet Do Anarchists Dream of Exploding Ice Cream? (by K. Broadwick and P. Sprockette).

The Santa Banana Double Love Suicides by Kajolium Broadwick Ice Skating in Hell with Molls by Kajolium Broadwick Three Maidens in the Dark by Kajolium Broadwick Soft Pink Rain by Ginger Amelia Sprockette
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Published on April 05, 2014 16:34 Tags: amsterdam, archival, audience, barf, bologna, bone, catalog, chronic, extra, impossible, languish, lively, mortify, muse, position, strontium, wheat
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message 1: by P.J. (new)

P.J. O'Brien Are rumors true that the first ten buyers will receive a scoop of non-exploding ice cream, a pet slug, and a discounted price on a refurbished dimensional speculum?


message 2: by Richard (new)

Richard @PJ: Yes!... We aim to please, especially our early customers. Just let us know your slug size, ice cream flavor preference, and give us a while to check with Guuuustav about that other item... ;-)


message 3: by P.J. (new)

P.J. O'Brien Richard wrote: "@PJ: Yes!... We aim to please, especially our early customers. Just let us know your slug size, ice cream flavor preference, and give us a while to check with Guuuustav about that other item... ;-)"

Having read an advance copy of the charmingly fun Soft Pink Rain, I heartily recommend it to anyone with a sense of humor and an imagination that needs to stretch its legs. In fact, every book in the Embargoed Earth series mentioned in the blog post is delightfully trippy, gently thought-provoking, and chockfull of tips for traveling through new worlds and cultures, solving mysteries, target practicing, benignly absent-minded parenting, and attending slugmoots. I've read each one in the series published so far, and even wheedled advance copies of those soon to be published before the virtual ink had dried on them. The smiles and giggles they gave me helped me through an unrelenting winter and too much time indoors. If you’re feeling a little bored, listless, and tired of the same ole thing, give them a try. There may even be ice cream left.


message 4: by R.F.G. (new)

R.F.G. Cameron Is it possible to get a brace of slugs pre-loaded with exploding ice cream? There are some worlds where they might come in very useful. :)


message 5: by Richard (new)

Richard @RFG: R.F.G. Cameron Is it possible to get a brace of slugs pre-loaded with exploding ice cream?

You have your own slug launcher, presumably... LOL.


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