Today’s conversation with a caller from ‘Microsoft’

tontowilliams:

The Dark Knight writes books too, great books…

Originally posted on David Hewson:

INT. OFFICE – MORNING

DAVID sits at a desk staring at a screen, almost ready to type. The phone rings. He answers.

SAMANTHA (O.S.)

(bright young sub-Indian Continent voice)

Hello. This is Samantha from the Microsoft Window Control Centre. To whom do I have the honour of addressing?

DAVID

Batman.

A long pause. O.S behind the phone call we become aware of the loud noise of a busy call centre. It sounds like a...