Lust Object: Panda Party Bean Bag Chair

Pandas are endangered. Everyone knows they can’t get it awwn and that’s limiting their pandary numbers.  But a secret that a lot of people don’t know is that they’re unable to procreate because people keep mistaking them for chairs and sitting on their naughty bits. In fact, sitting on one of these Panda Party Bean Bag Chairs feels a little like panda genocide. Comfortable panda genocide.

Want to sit on a panda? Buy one of these plush little numbers here.