If I had a... Dozen

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If I had a dozen arms,I’d put a pencil in each hand And watch while they scratched happilyCreating something grand.
If I had a dozen cats,I’d give them old-fashioned namesAnd dress them up in top hats And monocles with ivory frames.
If I had a dozen feet,I’d caper an Irish jigAnd make the people from late night showsCall to book me for their gigs.
If I had a dozen tall white horses,I’d gallop them in a lineAnd jump with grace from back to backWith my favorite trained canine.
If I had a dozen kids,I’d rent a giant circus tentAnd teach them all to juggle and flipTo their hearts’ content.
If I had a dozen penniesWell that would be sort of dumbBecause what can you get for less than a quarterBesides a stick of gum?