"That's why you're single!"

[image error]If you ever want to have a real L.A. experience, check out Monday Nights with Dr. Pat Allen. Pat Allen is a Jungian Cognitive-Behavioral therapist who conducts outrageous live seminars about relationships: no one's feelings are spared as she gives you her "politically incorrect but scientifically accurate" assessment of how you've been screwing up your love life. Each week, she asks six people to sit in the "hot seat" and tell them her personal story; this week, yours truly volunteered...