Ruminating On: Dicks

Dicks can be small

Dicks can be big

Dicks can also be sticky

Dicks can be fat

Dicks can be thin

Dicks can sometimes be tricky

Dicks can be bald

Some even hairy

Dicks might be covered in sores

Dicks can slide in

Dicks can pop out

Some dicks prefer the backdoor

Dicks can be cut

Dicks can have hoods

Most Dicks will come when they’re urged

If Dick’s sterile

Dick can’t make kids

A few Dicks find this absurd

If there’s a Dick

You love in life

Might want to send him a card

Just like gingers

Dicks can have souls

Being named Richard is hard