April 3 is... Mule Day

Every dog has its day, and so does every mule. Begun in 1840, Mule Day celebrates all things mulish, and is best celebrated in Columbia, Tennessee—the self-proclaimed "Mule Capital" of the world—where an annual four-day mule-lovin-fest is held. The Lady Biest is going to write some saucy were-mule erotica to celebrate Mule Day, how are you going to celebrate?