Technology is Not Your Friend

Have you ever heard this sound?
You’re coming out of the mall after a successful shopping spree, you remotely unlock your car from the entranceway, scoop all your newly acquired belongings into your arms and toddle out to your car, but just as you curl your one free finger under the door handle, you hear it—the sound of your car re-locking itself because it got tired of waiting for you:
thunk
Yes, that sound—it is the sound of technology kicking you in the keister.
Technology, I am here to tell y...