Okay, If You Insist For This A To Z List!

So the cat always skips C for cat and goes with kitty or feline at his mat. But let's just do cat this year. See, you expect but don't expect and get what you expect from my little rhyming rear. Confused yet? That may be a safe bet. On to Cat with a mutt or two at my mat.



So we were at the other sea,And the cat had to flee.There were so many of those things.I wish I had wings.
You've got the poser.The brown noser.The buck tooth one.One who likes to run.
A real scaredy cat.Making it a valid term at my mat.A one room kitty.A grumpy old bitty.
An attention whore.One that likes to explore.The deaf dude.He won't run, kinda rude.
The fluffy ball.Good to dust the hall.And the mouthy one,Using his puny meow a ton.
Then you have dinner,That wiener is a real winner.Hmmm does that sound bad?Maybe just a tad.
And of course the huge mutt,Who tries to sniff my butt.She thinks she is a cat,A regular dingbat.
Can you blame the cat for being paranoid,They all could suck me into a kitty void.That would just suck.Thankfully we are in luck.

We have developed laser beam eyes.Those cats will drop like flies.I'll even get that mutt.No one but Cassie sniffs my butt.

But they can still bring joy,I will stuff them like my toy.Then drag them around.See, fun can still be found.
What? Not a good plan for the other hut? Geez, I guess I'll just get them fat by feeding them many a donut. That safer for you? I am still going to turn them black and blue. I swat them with every pass. They fear my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.