Save Yourself!

Hey I know how to use Good Reads now, that must mean you HAVE to read my books. It's like, the law. So I don't care if you're not a screenwriter or a 14 year old girl with some sort of social issue, bloody read them. Or I'm warning you, some sort of cyber monster will get you in the night like that demon in PARANORMAL ACTIVITY and drag you screaming and clawing, into the airing cupboard of DOOM. Pass it on. I want to save as many of you as I can.