My tweets

Tue, 12:47 : I trust NOTHING you mofos say today.... NOTHING! Tue, 15:25 : I can finally announce that I will be the lead story in @AceRocBooks The Big Book of Mediocre Fantasy Writers due out this Fall! Tue, 18:47 : RT @GailZMartin: #MonkeyingAround antho inc stories by @DMcPhail @MikeStackpole @WriterMaggie @KellySwails @antonstrout Fund here: http://t… Tue, 20:23 : Several times a day I ask myself deep writerly questions, such as: Why do I not have cookies in my mouth? #prowriter Tue, 23:58 : Tonight's sammich: Grilled brie, turkey bacon and chicken. As you were. Wed, 01:36 : I really need to update my website more often... twice a year isn't covering it... updated for now minus a few short stories Wed, 01:54 : Valiantly fought on @nerdist's @midnight, @KevinShinick! See you at @Comic_Con for our biannual check in! Wed, 03:37 : This fight can wait until tomorrow... I'm picturing poor Simon frozen midair as he's thrown through a window...sucks to be him! #amwriting