Ricky Ponting claims 5 nil Ashes win in the bag

Ricky Ponting claims that when he showers an alien by the name of Pinky gives him a special directors commentary of Schindler's List from the right side of Steve Spielberg's brain.

Ricky Ponting claims he was the lindberg baby.

Ricky Ponting claims that in a previous life he was Jesus' butler.

Ricky Ponting claims that with the conditions in his team's favour that winning 5-0 is possible when asked it as a direct question.

OK, so hardly the same thing, but from the headlines you'd swear he...