Refrigerator died….(solemn music)…which is a bad thing when you're on Atkins.

We're cooking everything we can. We have a tiny freezer and two ice-chests, so we're putting things there.

For our fridge think not of a fridge with a six-pack of beer and a half packet of weiners. Nay! A) I'm a food-hoarder when it comes to ice boxes. I stuff the thing with everything that it will hold, and have probably 20 bottles of salad dressing. I don't even like salads. And B) I'm a cook. I love to cook. On Atkins, all I get to cook is meat. Guess what the fridge is/was full of.

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