Anatomy of a Mel Gibson Tweet

ME: Offensiveness check

My Friend Henry: ...

ME: Can I use "wetback" in this? Police: "Mel Gibson was 'a gentleman' after Malibu crash." That translates to one F-word, three "blow me's" and a "wetback." Or is "wetback" not okay?

MFH: Wetback's kinda like the Mexican n-word. So, hmmm

ME: Yeah...

MFH: The quotes help.

ME: Replace with "Sugar Tits?"

MFH: Haha that's probably safer

ME: But I worry people don't know "sugar tits."

MFH: Has Mel Gibson proven himself to be anti-Mexican?

ME: Yes! He...