My tweets

Sun, 00:47 : If my ass leaves my couch tonight, I will have failed Saturday... AND I WILL NOT FAIL SATURDAY! Sun, 02:31 : I've missed writing Simon Canderous so much it's making it hard to finish beating him senseless for this short story #BlackguardsAntho Sun, 02:37 : RT @KevinShinick: @SethGreen @Racheldoesstuff and I battle it out for the internet (or something) this Mon on @midnight @ComedyCentral http…