5 Spec-Fic Properties That Deserve a Reboot

Let’s face it folks: by 2020, we will officially be in the Pop Culture Mobius strip, wherein no new pop culture is being generated, only reboot after reboot of the same properties over and over. Right at this moment, Hollywood is preparing to unleash a gritty reboot of Santa Claus . The good news? I’ll have a job writing GI Joe , the bad news? Superman movies will continue to suck.

Unlike other internet geeks, however, I do not completely fear the reboot. Sure, Amazing Spider-man was mediocre an...