A Review Or Two At Your Zoo!

So today is a little did you know there at your show. Some of it is very wrong and it needs to be sung a little review song. Whether they come on strong or not there is an evil review plot.

The other day,
At the ODesk bay,
The cat applied for this and that,
Making a little money at our mat.

One he thought was easy,
Even if things were cheesy.
It was to review stuff.
Sounded easy enough.

Just needed an Amazon account,
And you could review a huge amount.
Get a whole buck per review,
And then the rules came due.

The reviews would be done for you,
You'd just have to copy and paste at your zoo.
In other words, lie!
The reviews were typed by some other guy.

More than likely the owner of the thing,
They wanted the review on at Amazon's wing.
I played a long for a bit,
Having no intention of doing such umm shit.

Then came the reviews to post.
Made me sick at my coast.
They were reviews for pills and such,
Like vitamins and things that supposedly help much.

They stated in the review,
That everything was so true.
That my doctor told me about it,
And it worked, making it a hit.

Pffft down right criminal there.
Think of how many at every lair,
Are looking for something to work.
They read the fake review and think the pill is a perk.

They waste their dough,
And find it is nothing but dung from a crow.
Worse than that,
They may do more harm than good at their mat.

All because someone got paid a buck,
To tell all they are in luck.
Copy and pasted a review,
Making all believe it is true.

Sickening what these companies do. They hire an outsource overseas crew, get a group to copy and paste reviews and pretend they are getting tons of views. Books,movies, etc. is one thing. But pills and stuff at their wing? Disgusting as can be with their fake spree. 33% of all internet reviews are said to be fake and now you know how they partake. The cat hopes they get beat over the head with a bass. No fake copy and pasted reviews will ever be done by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your spring, have a fling.