What Makes A Fad Turn Rad?

Have you ever saw something so dumb that someone gave a hum, then weeks later it was an in thing and all were giving it a ring? Yeah, I think we have all been there. So what makes it a fad at ones lair? Answers, anyone? I guess we will have to see under my sun.

You'd think your chain I'd be yanking,
If I said it was an in thing to be Planking.
What a moronic thing to do.
Some humans really have no friggin clue.

And why bother courting?
Just kill yourself with Condom Snorting.
That sounds oh so fun.
It should be done by no one.

This one deserves some plugging,
It is called Butt Chugging.
Stick a hose or tube up your ass,
And chug the liquor in mass.

The Cinnamon Challenge is the best.
It beats all the rest.
Put a spoon full in your mouth,
And let your lungs die as it heads south.

This one is always lurking,
Shake your alcohol filled ass with Twerking.
At least a drunk ass explains it.
How did such a thing ever become a hit?

Then some are not all super bad,
Like owls at every pad.
Who the heck decided owls were in?
I guess this year owls win.

Zombies here, there and everywhere.
They are at every lair.
They are in everything.
What next? They will sing?

Those pictures on the back of cars.
That shout out to all from here to Mars,
I have this many family members, here look!
Who really cares at ones nook?

Then there is saggy pants.
Are they looking for underwear chants?
Look at you with your pants on your knees.
I bet you sure feel a cold breeze.

And one for the ages,
A good paper weight for pages,
My pet rock.
What next? My pet sock?

From the strange to the stranger that could spell danger, you humans are a weird lot. No wonder you are hunted by a Terminator robot. I wonder if the alcohol one makes it hard to pass gas? Wait! That would be too much information for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.