Hermes Store Employee Roster - Part 6 of 6

The Godfather Gender: high-testosterone maleSexual Preference: yesAge: 25+Hair: slicked back, highly gelledTeeth: possibly one is gold or has a diamond in itMotto: "We can't really talk about this here"Percentage in Hermes Captivity: 5%Likelihood of Birkin Purchase: absolutely! Previous Job: "waste management," broker, maître d' The Lowdown: this employee has it all figured out and is essentially running his own business. There is no need to even bother with "the formula"; it's as simple as sending some money (aka payola) to this person's homeApproach: if offered a business card with a home or cell phone number written on the back, then you that he is on the take.