Should You Kill Your Boss? Pros and Cons--Advice from Sadie the Sadist

Should You Kill Your Boss?

Before you take action, ask yourself these questions:

1) If I kill my boss, will I still get a paycheck?

Pro: Killing your boss creates a wonderful opportunity for you to move up in the company and increase earnings. Polish up that résumé.

Con: Even if you lose your paycheck, expenses are low in the shit house, and you get three squares a day.


2) Do I have the opportunity to kill my boss?

Pro: Don’t wait for an opportunity, create one. A true professional exudes confidence, and that’s what you need to pull this off.

Con: Convince someone else to kill the boss. Blackmail works well, so does threatening their family.


3) Can I pull this off without getting caught?

Pro: Practice, practice, practice. Planning is everything. Think it through, make a list of the tools you'll need (then burn it), and set aside enough time to get rid of evidence. 

Con: Like I said, get someone else to do the job. Meanwhile, work on your alibi. 


Sadie Says: Have fun!


(If you're self-employed, stay tuned for Sadie's next advice post--Suicide: Pros and Cons.)





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