Childish notion

The winner of a sandcastle competition was praised for his excellence this week. As the state representative for tourism honored the winner for what the crowd acknowledged were amazing and creative skills, a spokesperson from a group who had named themselves "The Committee for Intelligent Sciences" interrupted the proceedings. He said that the winner was a fraud, and that the sandcastle created itself.

When the crowd roared with laughter, he said that it was his theory and he was there to persua