My tweets

Mon, 15:07 : Oh hai, internetz! What are you still doing here? Mon, 15:51 : Very few people get my genius or my self delusion.... Mon, 16:24 : Excluding myself, DAMN, we have some amazing authors & sales people here at the Bird! I always come back from conference full of pride. Tue, 00:56 : Some people crave poolside or beachfront... I crave couchside and homefront. #domesticatedauthor