Buy This Book. End World Suffering.

As usual, Evil Editor will soon be donating his services to the Brenda Novak Auction, which begins May 1. 

Auction site link.


Among my offerings is the following:


Your Book (up to 100,000 words) Edited by EVIL EDITOR, the world's most famous editor.

Last year's winner of this item had the good fortune to quickly land an agent who quickly sold the book to Sourcebooks, and despite the publishing industry's reputation for dragging their feet, the book has already been published.

Of course declaring that last year's auction winner has had the book published should increase the final take this year, but think how much more it would increase if Ms. Novak could declare that the book made the bestseller lists! Dare I think we could be talking six figures?

Sure, you can help cure diabetes by bidding on Evil Editor this year, but that would make a significant dent in your bank account if you somehow won. And only one person can win an item. But thousands of people can buy the book, making it a huge success and driving this year's bids into the stratosphere.

Here's a link to the book's Amazon page.

You can also get it at your favorite bookstore. You can request it at your library if you prefer not to buy it. You can buy gift copies for your friends and relatives. I foresee not only diabetes, but all diseases being cured as a result of your generosity. Also, you'll probably like the book.

Also, it should be pointed out that the book's query came through here before being sent to agents, and we have no queries in the queue at present, so what are you waiting for?

Disclaimer: Evil Editor has no stake, financially or otherwise, in the success of Shooting Stars.