LitWit Challenge 3.3: Your dramatic emergency exit strategy

The winner of LitWit Challenge 3.2: Talking Animals is. . .Cacs for the death of a celebrity chef as witnessed by 800 eyes. Congratulations! There were several fine entries in this batch; in the end we picked the funniest. Cacs, you can pick up your prize any time starting today at National Bookstore in Power [...:]