A dVerse Bird Is The Word!

So is it just the cat or does it make little sense at any other mat? Go to advanced education and pay big bucks and then they have courses on monster trucks. So great. It has to be all's fate.

Away you go,
To get in the know.
Learn more of this or that,
Maybe the anatomy of a cat.

But why use your brain?
Lets play with a toy train,
And still pay a ton,
Just to sit and have fun.

A class on love and one on death.
In the end, both leave you out of breath.
What more do you need to know?
Where umm things should go?

A class on movies is so fun.
Sit there and watch a ton.
Paying more to do so then any ticket.
But hey it's so great you can't even pick it.

Life in the universe is great.
Sit, look up and wait.
What more could you ask for?
Warning, it may be a bore.

Cyberporn and Society might be fun.
I wonder how you go about teaching that one?
Must have to watch a lot of porn.
Let your inner freak be born.

This one is strange,
Really out on the range.
Sign up for Alien Sex.
Explore sex between monsters and humans that convex.

The Vampire in literature and cinema is for you.
You can learn what a blood sucker can do.
Maybe even get to play with a dead thing.
Oh how your spirit will sing.

And after paying a whole heaping,
Take finding dates worth keeping.
Learn to stop finding Mr/Mrs Wrong,
So we can all just get along.

Finally, if you want to leave recruiters impressed,
Add the course titled Getting Dressed.
I bet they will hire you on the spot,
So you can dress their robot.

Have you taken any of these? I bet they are a dVerse breeze. Well I don't know about the getting dressed one, the cat is nude after all under his sun. But I am sure all I could pass while napping on my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.